|—||Our Barbarian. (via outofcontextdnd)|
(during a munchkin game, the thief keeps stealing items from other players)
Priest: Why do you keep stealing stuff you can’t even USE for your class?!
Thief: I do not steal for me, I simply steal so you cannot have it. *manic giggling* It gives me great pleasure.
DM: So in the tavern you’ll find…
PC: 29 Perception to find the richest and most drunk person!
PC: *Proceeds to sell a 20gp bottle of wine for 130gp*
DM: It is now morning and you wake. What do you do?
PC: immediately I check my stuff to see if the Rogue stole anything.
DM: You find that you must have misplaced 5 gold pieces.
PC: Eh, kinda deserve it.
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here.
Yet again: strippers invented this shit, okay? The act and art of performing gymnastics on a pole, no; what the vast majority of the Western world thinks of when they think of “pole dancing”, yes; what is pictured directly above, yes.
Stop associating stripping with stigma. Stop encouraging the belief that something can’t be sexual in origin and still impressive, or that things created by sex workers can’t be art.
Pole dancing is associated with stripping because strippers were the ones who created it. Full stop. The end. And none of that should decrease your admiration for it the single slightest bit.